THE UNMUTUAL PRISONER ARTICLE ARCHIVE
IF THE 17 EPISODES......
......
WERE SET IN WALES
By Rick
Davy & Roger Goodman
Arrivalleys
The Chimes of Big Benllech
A, B, Anglesey
Free Porthcawl
Schizoid Manafon
The Generyrys
Menai Happy Returns
Dance Offa the Dead
Checkmaesteg
Hammerthyr Into Anvil
It's Your Funerhyl
A Change of Minffordd
Dinas Forsake Me Oh My Darling
Living in Harmoneath
The Girl Huw Was Death
Once Upontycyllte
Y Ffor Out
......WERE
ABOUT FOOD
By The Chat
and Mouse & atp Punners
A Trifle
The Chives of Big Ben
A, B & Seedcake
Free For Allsorts
Schizoid Mango
The Generolo
Many Apple Turnovers
Buns Of The Bread
Chickenmate
Hamroll Into Anvil
It's Your Profiterole
A Changel Cake of Mind
Doughnut Forsake Me Oh My Darling
Liver in Harmony
The Girl Who Was Death by Chocolate
Mince Upon a Pie
Fall Oats
......HAD
SUBTITLES LIKE AVENGERS EPISODES
By the posters
of atp, from an idea by David Mackenzie
ARRIVAL
In which The Prisoner
comes to stay, and Number Two starts to play.
THE CHIMES OF BIG BEN
In which The Prisoner is all at sea, until the Village loses track of time.
FREE FOR
ALL
In which 6 runs for office, but his maid stays in the driving seat.
A, B &
C
In which the Prisoner
has a dream and Number Two is unmasked.
SCHIZOID
MAN
In which 6 doubles to 12, and 2 is divided.
THE GENERAL
In which The Prisoner goes back to school, and Number Two fails the test.
CHECKMATE
Where Number Six
becomes a pawn, and the Rook and Queen go to pieces.
MANY HAPPY
RETURNS
Where the Prisoner gets his cake and Number two bakes it.
DANCE OF
THE DEAD
Where The Prisoner dons his dancing shoes, and Number Two has a ball.
HAMMER INTO
ANVIL
In which the Prisoner bags a bird and Number Two goes cuckoo!
CHANGE OF
MIND
In which a laser hits the spot, and The Prisoner warms the pot.
IT'S YOUR
FUNERAL
In which The Prisoner stops a bomb and Number Two learns an explosive lesson.
DO NOT FORSAKE
ME, OH MY DARLING
In which The Prisoner goes to find himself and Number Two changes his mind!
LIVING IN
HARMONY
Where Number Six dons a gun and Number Two draws a blank.
THE GIRL
WHO WAS DEATH
In which The Prisoner spars with death and Number Two is put to bed.
ONCE UPON
A TIME
I which Number Six goes back in time and Number Two goes too far forward!
FALL OUT
Where The Prisoner sees the last of the Green Dome and the Butler finds a new
home.
......WERE CHRISTMAS CAROLS
By Andrew Hunt
Arrival
- O Come All Ye Faithful
Chimes of Big Ben - The Bells of St. Mary's
A, B & C - I Saw Three Ships
Free For All - Deck the Halls
The Schizoid Man - Frosty the Snowman
The General - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Many Happy Returns - We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Dance of the Dead - Parade of the Wooden Soldiers
Checkmate - Good King Wenceslas
Hammer Into Anvil - The Little Drummer Boy
It's Your Funeral - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
A Change of Mind - I Wonder As I Wander
Do Not Forsake Me Oh My Darling - I'll Be Home For Christmas
The Girl Who Was Death - Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Living In Harmony - Winter Wonderland
Once Upon A Time - Once In Royal David's City
Fall Out - Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
......WERE
POP SONGS
By Andrew Hunt
Arrival
- Stayin' Alive - The Bee Gees
The Chimes of Big Ben - Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
A B C - 1 2 3 - Jackson 5ive
Free For All - Fly Robin Fly - Silver Connection
The Schizoid Man - I'm Your Boogie Man - KC and the Sunshine Band
The General - In the Navy - The Village People
Many Happy Returns - Welcome Back - John Sebastian
Dance Of The Dead - Dance to the Music - Sly & The Family Stone
Checkmate - Check Out the Groove - Bobby Thurston
Hammer Into Anvil - Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas
It's Your Funeral - Video Killed the Radio Star - Buggles
A Change Of Mind - I Got My Mind Made Up - Instant Funk
Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darling - Don't Leave Me This Way - Thelma Houston
Living In Harmony - Living for the City - Stevie Wonder
The Girl Who Was Death - The Bitch is Back - Elton John
Once Upon A Time - One Day at a Time - John and Nancy Barry
Fall Out - Le Freak - Chic
.....WERE
BLACK SABBATH SONG TITLES
By Andrew Hunt
Arrival
- Embryo
The Chimes of Big Ben - TV Crimes
A,B and C - N.I.B.
Free For All - The Thrill Of It All
The Schizoid Man - Iron Man
The General - The Wizard
Many Happy Returns - Wishing Well
Dance of the Dead - St. Vitus' Dance
Checkmate - Neon Knights
Hammer Into Anvil - Swinging the Chain
It's Your Funeral - Electric Funeral
A Change of Mind - Changes
Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darling - She's Gone
Living In Harmony - Heaven and Hell
The Girl Who Was Death - Children of the Grave
Once Upon A Time - After Forever
Fall Out - Break Out
......WERE ABOUT SIX
OF ONE
By The Ant
Pub Mob
A Rival
The Crimes Have Begun
Obey Me Or Flee
Fee For F-All
The Slipshod Mag
Der Fuhrer
Not Many Happy Returns
Dunce In The Red
We Don’t Want Your Cheque Mate
Healey Onto Maxell
It’s Fewer Renewals
We’ve Changed, Do You Mind?
Living On Our Money
Do Not Renew Me Or Send Mailings
The Gullible Geoff
Cons Us, One Last Time
All Out
....WERE
MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY INVENTORY
By Andrew
Hunt
Arrival
- (ISFJ) Introverted-Sensate-Feeling-Judging
The Chimes of Big Ben - (ENTJ) Extroverted-Intuitive-Thinking-Judging
A, B and C - (ISFP) Introverted-Sensate-Feeling-Perceiving
Free For All - (ESTP) Extroverted-Sensate-Thinking-Perceiving
The Schizoid Man - All Types, simultaneously
The General - (ISTJ) Introverted-Sensate-Thinking-Judging
Many Happy Returns - (ESFP) Extroverted-Sensate-Feeling-Perceiving
Dance of The Dead - (ENFP) Extroverted-Intuitive-Feeling-Perceiving
Checkmate - (INTP) Introverted-Intuitive-Thinking-Perceiving
Hammer Into Anvil - (ESTJ) Extroverted-Sensate-Thinking-Judging
It's Your Funeral - (INFJ) Introverted-Intuitive-Feeling-Judging
A Change Of Mind - (ENTP) Extroverted-Intuitive-Thinking-Perceiving
Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darling - (ESFJ) Extroverted-Sensate-Feeling-Judging
Living In Harmony - (INFP) Introverted-Intuitive-Feeling-Perceiving
The Girl Who Was Death - (ENFJ) Extroverted-Intuitive-Feeling-Judging
Once Upon A Time - (INTJ) Introverted-Intuitive-Thinking-Judging
Fall Out- (ISTP) Introverted-Sensate-Thinking-Perceiving
....WERE
BOOKS OF THE BIBLE
By Andrew Hunt
Arrival
- Revelation
The Chimes of Big Ben - Song of Solomon
A, B and C - I John, II John, & III John
Free For All - Acts
The Schizoid Man - I Peter & II Peter
The General - Genesis
Many Happy Returns - Psalms
Dance Of The Dead - Daniel, Hosea
Checkmate - I & II Kings
Hammer Into Anvil - Judges
It's Your Funeral - Job
A Change Of Mind - Lamentations
Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darling - Deuteronomy, Obadiah
Living In Harmony - Leviticus, Deuteronomy
The Girl Who Was Death - Esther
Once Upon A Time - I Chronicles
Fall Out - Exodus
.....WERE
TITLES OF OTHER McGOOHAN WORKS
Arrival - Passage Home
The Chimes of Big Ben - High Tide At Noon
A, B and C - Three Sovereigns for Sarah
Free For All - Hysteria
The Schizoid Man - Dr. Syn, Alias the Scarecrow
The General - The Genius
Many Happy Returns - Catch My Soul
Dance of The Dead - Two Living, One Dead
Checkmate - Kings and Desperate Men
Hammer Into Anvil - The Man in the Iron Mask
It's Your Funeral - A Time To Kill
A Change Of Mind - The Hard Way
Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darling - Escape From Alcatraz
Living In Harmony - The Three Lives of Thomasina
The Girl Who Was Death - Mary, Queen of Scots
Once Upon A Time - Baby; Secret of the Lost Legend
Fall Out - The Dam Busters
....WERE MICROSOFT FONTS
Arrival - Arial
The Chimes of Big Ben - Times New Roman
A, B and C - Arial Black
Free For All -Courier
The Schizoid Man - Script
The General - Georgia
Many Happy Returns - Microsoft Sans Serif
Dance of The Dead - Verdana
Checkmate - Trebuchet
Hammer Into Anvil - Haettenschweiler
It's Your Funeral - Century Gothic
A Change Of Mind - Comic Sans MS
Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darling -Tahoma Garamond Webdings
Living In Harmony - Lucida Sans Unicode
The Girl Who Was Death - Wingdings
Once Upon A Time -Bookman Old Style
Fall Out- Impact
.........WERE TITLES OF FRIENDS EPISODES
Arrival - The One Where [Joey] Speaks French
The Chimes of Big Ben - The One With [Chandler] in a Box
A, B and C - The One With [Rachel]'s Dream
Free For All - The One With the Free Porn
The Schizoid Man - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever
The General - The One With The Cooking Class
Many Happy Returns - The One Where [Rachel] Goes Back To Work
Dance of The Dead - The One With The Ballroom Dancing
Checkmate - The One Where [Chandler] Gets Caught
Hammer Into Anvil - The One With [Monica]'s Thunder
It's Your Funeral - The One With The Memorial Service
A Change Of Mind - The One With [Joey]'s New Brain
Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darling - The One Where Underdog Gets
Away
Living In Harmony - The One Where [Monica and Richard] Are
Just Friends
The Girl Who Was Death - The One With The Girl Who Hits [Joey]
Once Upon A Time - The One With [Ross]' Library Book
Fall Out - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away
.....WERE
TITLES OF SEINFELD EPISODES
Arrival - The Doorman
The Chimes of Big Ben - The Watch
A, B and C - The Cheever Letters
Free For All -The Pledge Drive
The Schizoid Man - The Alternate Side
The General -The Contest
Many Happy Returns - The Comeback
Dance of The Dead -The Frogger
Checkmate - The Checks
Hammer Into Anvil - The Strongbox
It's Your Funeral - The Suicide
A Change Of Mind - The Opposite
Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darling - The Kiss Hello
Living In Harmony - Male Unbonding
The Girl Who Was Death - The Ex-Girlfriend
Once Upon A Time - The Seinfeld Chronicles (aka Good News Bad
News)
Fall Out - The Wait Out
...........WERE TITLES OF THE IMMORTAL
Arrival - The Immortal (pilot)
The Chimes of Big Ben - Man on a Punched Card
A, B and C - (n/a)
Free For All - White Elephants Don't Grow On Trees
The Schizoid Man - My Brother's Keeper
The General - The Rainbow Butcher
Many Happy Returns - The Return
Dance of The Dead - Dead Man, Dead Man
Checkmate - The Queen's Gambit
Hammer Into Anvil - To the Gods Alone
It's Your Funeral - Sanctuary
A Change Of Mind - By Gift of Chance
Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darling - The Legacy
Living In Harmony - White Horse Steel Horse
The Girl Who Was Death - Sylvia
Once Upon A Time - Reflections on a Lost Tomorrow
Fall Out - Paradise Bay