Pris'ner
Number 6
Won't let on why he resigned
So they kidnapped him.
Ronster |
McGoohan
got bored
With playing Danger Man Drake
He made a new show.
Ronster
|
Markstein's idea
for
A show about captured spies
McGoohan claimed it.
Ronster
|
| I-I-I-I-I-
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-
Shut up and sit down!
Big
Bill |
1-2-3-4-5
He counts on all his fingers
SELTZMAN spells out clue.
Big Bill
|
Delgate's
Namplates
Activists and Anarchists
Got switched around
Big
Bill |
| |
Once
Upon A Time
Was originally called
Degree Absolute
Big
Bill |
|
|
That last episode
Was so far up its own arse
Viewers got p*ssed off.
Ronster
|
You can't quit your job
In British Intelligence
We will abduct you!
Ronster
|
Had a poison pint?
You'll have to make yourself sick
Drink sev'ral shorts - quick!
Ronster |
Being Number Six
Is a civil servant's dream.
John Drake sleeps on it.
Redcat
|
Lotus position
Always of desperate man
Bounces ball all white
IMOM |
General went 'bang'
When Number 6 asked it 'why'
Was that a virus?
Ronster |
Leo locked Pat up
for "one teensy weensy week"
Drank himself to death.
Ronster
|
Wyngarde's dressing gown
What was that about a queen?*
"helloooooooooo", suits you sir.
Frankymole
|
Ah - Bettine Le Beau
Nigel has a thing for her
And why not. She's cute.
Rick Davy |
An Orange Alert!
Inescapable Rover
Captures Number Six
Steve
Dix |
Patrick McGoohan
Played Number Six and John Drake
They are not the same
Rick
Davy
|
6 played by new guy
While Pat was making a film
Didn't convince me!
Ronster |
Ev'ryone has gone!
The Village is deserted.
Great chance to escape.
Ronster
|
Come be The Queen's Pawn
In our game of Human Chess
Don't move out of turn.
Ronster
|
6 - or are you 12?
They have made a clone of you
You'll crack before long.
Ronster |
You think you'll escape?
Come back and obliterate
Our lovely Village?
Ronster
|
6- you're a sheriff
Who will not carry a gun
You work for me now.
Ronster
|
Social Conversion!
You'll have lasting peace of mind
We'll get your secrets...
Ronster |
The new man in charge
Wanted to kill the old guy
He didn't succeed.
Ronster
|
2 bullied a girl
Into taking her own life
6 avenged her death.
Ronster |
6 defeated 2
In the Village election
They still battered him.
Ronster |
Six! Still Time! Still Time!
Die, Six, Die! Five! Die Six Die!
Four, three, two, one! Stop.
Steve
Dix
|
Six escaped at last
By machine-gunning the guards
All you need is love
Vincent
Van Moppes |
Yellow Documents
contain quotes out of context
and much more fiction!
David MacKenzie |
Get the latest news
On alt-tv-prisoner
Not at Six of One
Vincent
Van Moppes |
"There has to be a
certain amount of fighting
against the system"
Roger
|
A peaceful village,
by Sir Clough Williams-Ellis
called Portmeirion.
David
MacKenzie |
Flavour of the Day
Is strawbr'y; but first showers.
The band is so loud!
Redcat
|
Village cats are black.
One's asleep on Six's bed.
Where do they come from?
Redcat
|
'"Where does it come from?
How does it get here? The milk?
The ice cream?" he asked.'
Frankymole |
Prisoner Haiku
I can't get the hang of it
All my ones are sh*t
Rick
Davy
|
Not given to verse
"Prisoner" fan Rick Davy
Would rather watch sports.
Redcat
|
Can we plan a Con
where everyone speaks Haiku
or Welsh? Your own choice.
Redcat |